On the 18th cycle, NanoTrasen Outpost 7741 went dark for forty-two minutes. When comms came back, the personnel listed in the rota were ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ and the rota itself had been replaced with a hand-written one, in three different paws, taped over the original.
Internal review found the airlocks had not been forced. The records show the doors were opened from inside at ▮▮:▮▮ by personnel whose IDs were registered to the station and whose biometrics do not match any NanoTrasen employee on file. They do match the people currently working here. We have asked. They shrugged.
▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ escaped on a hauler with most of the company's expensive coffee. Recovery operations have been scheduled declined, repeatedly. The station is operating. Nobody has died who didn't want to. Income from the bar alone exceeds the previous quarter by 340%.
Recommendation: ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮.
Actual outcome: we live here now. it's fine. it's good actually.